I am a bit of a horror movie nerd. I went to film school with the best of intentions only to wuss out and find a job with a more secure future and regular work schedule. That said, I enjoyed this and I am a little jealous of the filmmakers for pulling this one off. They kind of knew what they were doing and had fun with it. It felt like they made it because they wanted to, they weren't looking for awards or trophies, they were looking for a good time and it looks like they got it. Memories for life! It even had some funny moments where they clearly tell the audience what they're getting into, hell, the title says it all. If you were expecting more then why did you hit the play button?
I like natural girls and Motionless In White, both are present here.
To keep this brief-ish. The acting wasn't painful to watch, the dialogue made me laugh and the characters weren't the type that make you want to reach through the screen and slap them around for being so stupid. Clearly this movie was made with effort over budget and a passion for the genre. Making movies is hard because there are so many details that the audience will only notice if you eff it up. I didn't notice too many eff-ups in this one. Grab some munchies and spark a j because you found what you were looking for.
Watched on tubiTV, 2019.
