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Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)

Unrated | | Horror | 25 October 2016 (USA)
A group of friends are going on a camping trip to celebrate graduating college. But once they enter the woods, the group are attacked by a creature.


Shawn Burkett


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Cast overview:
Brandy Mason ... Meg
Scott Gillespie Scott Gillespie ... Luke / Creature
Brittany Blanton ... Jane
Ayse Howard Ayse Howard ... Alex
Roman Jossart Roman Jossart ... Mac
Hannah Herdt Hannah Herdt ... Parker
Kevin Hamburger Kevin Hamburger ... Mark
Kayla Stone Kayla Stone ... Ash (as Kayla Morgan)
Nadia White Nadia White ... Lacey
Brian Cornell Brian Cornell ... Conor
Savannah Howard Savannah Howard ... Video Store Thief
Joe Vollman Joe Vollman ... Park Volunteer
Deryk Wehrley Deryk Wehrley ... Jason
Chris J. Neal Chris J. Neal ... Customer (as Chris Neal)
Ryan Stacy ... Ross - Guy in Alley


With the intention of celebrating their graduation from college, a group of friends and horror aficionados, decide to take a break and head off deep into the woods for a weekend of fun and debauchery. However, their plans for the perfect camping trip will soon fall to pieces, when a merciless entity attracted to the reeking scent of sexual activity will crash the party. Lethal and silent, the carnal predator that lurks in the thick dark shadows, will eventually hunt down the happy campers one by one until there's no one left. But didn't the kids know that funking in the woods is messy, unsanitary, and very, very dangerous? Written by Nick Riganas

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Release Date:

25 October 2016 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Ormanda Sikismeyin See more »

Filming Locations:

Ohio, USA


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$10,000 (estimated)
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1.78 : 1 / (high definition)
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The final creature costumes cost $180 to make. See more »

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There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. (Alfred Hitchcock.) See more »


References Don't Go in the Woods (1981) See more »


Haven't Thought of You In So Long (and I'd like to keep it that way)
Written and performed by Doug Hoyer
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Great title hides a disappointing time

You have to admit, a title like this is hard to live up to. I am not even hard to please. I love low budget and even micro-budget cinema. The issue is, with all the hype online, the fact that it played Film festivals where other movies were shut out and the good reviews, I expected it to be a fun, wild ride. I was happy it wasn't a slasher film as that would be too expected. But the Creature in this Feature is a guy in trash bags with a Halloween mask from Spirit that has been doctored. And I could even forgive THAT if the film were more fun. The story is the same old retread "Group of jerks in the woods." Talky to the extreme, the 73 minute running time feels like 2 plus hours. And the online reviews obviously must be friends with the director. It's basically his show here as his name is pretty much every credit. We get that it's a Shawn Birkett film, how can we not? Just on the DVD box his name appears no less than 8 times in a small block of credits, not to mention the actual film.

After all that hype and the Film Fests and the rave reviews from these so-called Horror sites, this just simply wasn't the film ANY of them described. I guess that is the problem I am having. I have seen these same reviewers attack films I like for bad acting or pacing issues and pretty much all that I found wrong here, yet they acted like this film was simply perfect. So when I watched the film, it actually hurt. Had I not read that stuff. I probably would not feel so disappointed. As it stands, I gave it a 3 for effort, but execution was lacking. They just announced a sequel. That was another reason I rushed out and got a copy. But why make a sequel to a film like this one? A great title does not mean a great time at the movies.

There are some good things about the film, some of the cast tries very hard while others almost derail the film entirely. The technical aspects are all pretty decent. I can hear what everyone says for the most part and the dark woods scenes are lit well enough to see most of what is happening. Many of these micro-budget movies don't get that right so I am happy about that. Music was OK, but forgettable. I am hoping things improve for the sequel, as I really liked the "Last Girl" in this one and hope she comes back for part 2. But I think I'll wait until I can get it free on Amazon for that one.

Sadly, 3 stars. I really wanted to give it more.

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