Half Time and Down (2014) User Reviews

Review

[kolpjim · 10/10 · 10 November 2014]

Excellent, was lucky enough to get a private screening and thought that it was shot very well with great acting and a very funny script, it just worked all very well and for the budget I believe it was made for this is a very nice bit of work.

Tom Davis as the crazy manager was spot on and he is getting more and more praise as a very top comedy actor and rightfully so also I thought the rest of the cast were all very good good in there roles and all added the right mix to the project.

Mark-John Ford has achieved a very good first production and it will be interesting to see how he evolves in his future writing and directing.

The beautiful game gets funny - and sweary...

[elaine-105 · 6/10 · 24 November 2014]

I'll be the first to admit that I know very little about football. No matter how many times I get the off-side rule explained to me via the medium of table condiments, I still don't understand it – I'm still waiting for a giant vinegar bottle to lumber into view from the right wing. Fortunately, you don't need a firm grasp of the beautiful game to appreciate Half Time and Down, a pithy short film by The Guvnors actor turned writer/director Mark-John Ford.

Sadly, a good grasp of the game is exactly what Stanley Beavers FC lack. We meet this hopeless bunch of misfits in their dressing room before a match: alternately overweight, underfed, stoned, bored, old or just plain useless, they're like a usual suspects line up of the last kids ever to be picked for a team at school, all grown up and still without a clue. And no amount of sweary haranguing from their overbearing, bullying manager (Tom Davis) is going to kick them into shape. And of course, as the title suggests, at half time they're six goals down. Ouch. Even I know that's not good.

Frankie John and Tom Davis in Half Time and DownCue twenty minutes of blokey banter that, while often very funny, is also rather sad, picking at the scabs of the teams' lives to suggest all kind of unresolved issues lying beneath. Like Dog Soldiers crossed with Full Metal Jacket, the script captures both the casual cruelty of lads larking about and also the way in which a little bit of power can make a man (or in this case, a manager) a little bit mad.

That said, Half Time and Down is hardly subtle in its delivery (the team are, after all, called the Beavers, and every other word starts with an f), but it does a lot with a small budget and a largely unknown cast. Not entirely my cup of tea, but a promising debut all the same. Go Beavers!