Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Uncle Teddy (2014)
John Roberts: Linda Belcher
Quotes
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Meatcute : [to Bob and Linda where they're in the hot tub] The sign says to limit your soak time to 15 minutes!
Linda Belcher : That sign says, "No running," and you're running your mouth, MeatCute!
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Linda Belcher : [to Bob about finding a babysitter for the kids] Well, we could call your cousin Vanessa.
Bob Belcher : She's in a cult.
Linda Belcher : What, people in a cult can't babysit?
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Bob Belcher : Nobody likes me.
Linda Belcher : Sure, they do. Have a shot. You'll feel better.
Bob Belcher : I don't feel like a shot, Lin.
Linda Belcher : No, do a shot. It makes you more fun. People'll like you.
Bob Belcher : I don't want to do shots.
Linda Belcher : I paid for five shots, we're doing five shots.