Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Pizza Face (2014)

Greg Cipes: Michelangelo

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Quotes 

• Michelangelo : Does he have a pizza for a face?

  Pizza : Yes!

  Michelangelo : Then I will call him Pizza Face!

  Pizza : But we all have pizza faces...

  Michelangelo : Enough!

• Michelangelo : Now, what would be in the best pizza ever? Duh! Hot sauce!

  [sings while preparing a pizza] 

  Michelangelo : I love a little hot sauce on my pizza! I love a little hot sauce, yes I do! But hot sauce isn't hot, without sardines, son! It just tastes like a pile of sticky GOO! Some protein from a pile of worms, some garlic, chives and marshmallows too! But wait a second, BOO! If you please, I'm missing the most important part: CHEESE! A cheesicle, I need my cheesicle, Ice Cream Kitty, give me a cheesicle! Come on!

  [Ice Cream Kitty gives him a cheesicle] 

  Michelangelo : Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Kitty, kitty, kitty! Ice Cream Kitty give me a cheesicle! Come on!

  Raphael : Are they ever gonna stop singing? It sickens me!

• Pizza : W-Where am I?

  Michelangelo : I'll ask the questions here, see? Tell me what you've done with my brothers and my sensei, see?

  Pizza : Think I'm gonna spill my toppings? No way! My crust is sealed.

  [Mikey peels off a piece of pepperoni from the pizza and eats it] 

  Michelangelo : You're gonna talk. Now let's try this one more time. Who is the pizza mastermind?

  Pizza : Grill me all you want. I'm not gonna give up the big cheese.

  Michelangelo : Tough guy, huh? 'Cause I don't grill cheese, I BAKE it. In a hot, sticky oven! Get the picture?

  [shows the pizza an oven filled with burnt remains of pizza] 

  Pizza : [shocked]  You sick little monkey!

• Michelangelo : There's only one way out of this... and that's eating my way out!

  [starts chomping on pizza] 

  Pizza Face : Mamma mia! What are you doing?

• Michelangelo : How much?

  Pizza Boy : At Antonio's the first one's free.

  Michelangelo : Whoa... How many times can you order the first one?

• Michelangelo : You think I'd joke about the pizza? You know me a little better than that, Donnie, to joke about the pizza!

• Michelangelo : Why are you doing this, pizza? I've always loved you!

• Pizza : They'll never believe you now... Totally... worth it. Ugh! I'm going into the light...

  Michelangelo : This is like so. Messed. Up.

• Michelangelo : [eating Pizza face]  Booyak...!

  [keeps eating]