Jessie (TV Series)
Between the Swoon and New York City (2014)
Carolyn Hennesy: Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield
Quotes
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Brooks Wentworth : [Jessie and Brooks are in Central Park having a romantic date. Brooks hands Jessie a carrot stick with hummus dip] Happy two week anniversary.
Jessie Prescott : Awww!
[takes the carrot stick with dip]
Jessie Prescott : I had no idea the two week anniversary present was hummus.
Brooks Wentworth : Well, you know what they say.
[Brooks makes a love heart symbol with his hands to Jessie]
Brooks Wentworth : Chickpeas are the legumes of love.
Emma Ross : [from the smoothie shack cart; where she works] No-one says that! Not even the wives of chickpea farmers!
Brooks Wentworth : Excuse me, Emma? Can I get a napkin?
Emma Ross : [referring to Jessie's ex, Tony] Our doorman has better hair than you!
Brooks Wentworth : So, that's a "no" on the napkin?
Zuri Ross : You're lucky you got the hummus!
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : [walking over to Jessie and Brooks' table, worried] There you are, Brooksie! I just got the oddest call from our stable. It seems we're missing a racehorse!
Jessie Prescott : Wait, wait, wait.
[sees Mrs Chesterfield in horror]
Jessie Prescott : Mrs. Chesterfield?
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : [shocked and horrified to see Jessie] Tessie!
Brooks Wentworth : [reassuring Mrs Chesterfield it's OK] Mother!
Jessie Prescott : [Jessie is horrified to find out that Brooks is Chesterfield's son] "Mother"?
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : [groaning in disgust] Euuurrggghhh!
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Carlisle : [Brooks and Jessie are at a fancy restaurant, and they just finished their dinner and are ready to pay for the bill] And how was everything this evening?
Brooks Wentworth : Magnificent! The rabbit rillettes were exquisite, and the chateaubriand was inspired.
Jessie Prescott : Yep! Super yummy!
Carlisle : [sarcastically] Oh, goody! I shall tell the chef it was "super yummy"!
Jessie Prescott : [as the waiter leaves] Somebody's got his bow-tie in a bunch!
Brooks Wentworth : [holding Jessie's hand] Jessie, I want you to know my mother's threats don't scare me. I care about you, and I will never let her come between us.
[Jessie and Brooks lean in for a kiss on the lips, but Mrs Chesterfield comes in the middle]
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : I already have!
[Mrs Chesterfield looks disgusted when she finds out Brooks and Jessie kissed both cheeks]
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : FYI, I cancelled your credit cards. So, no more fancy dates, no more fancy clothes; no more money! Point: Rhoda!
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Jessie Prescott : Wait, wait, wait. Mrs Chesterfield is your *mum*? But, but you don't even have the same last name!
Brooks Wentworth : Mother changes it each time she remarries.
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : Call me old-fashioned; I guess I respect the institutions of marriage.
Brooks Wentworth : [to Jessie, under his breath] Yeah, she respects it so much, she did it six times!
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : Brooksie, why are you with this girl? She's not good enough for you!
Brooks Wentworth : [standing up to her] Well, maybe I like girls who aren't good enough for me!
[to Jessie]
Brooks Wentworth : That came out wrong.
Jessie Prescott : No, it was still sweet.
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : Trust me, Brooksie, there are many, *many* things to *despise* about this girl!
Brooks Wentworth : Oh, yeah? Name *one*!
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : Well, she's a *nanny*, she has *giant* feet! And I can hear her snore from downstairs!
Jessie Prescott : Hey! He said, "name *one*"!
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : Brooksie!
[pinching Brooks' cheeks]
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : Why can't you be more like your brother? He *always* obeys me!
Brooks Wentworth : For the last time, he's *not* my brother! ZEUS IS A DOG!
Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield : [Pointing at Brooks threateningly] I'm warning you, Brooksie, don't defy me. Things can get very *ugly* for you if I don't get my way! Just ask my ex-hairdresser! If you can find him!
[she smirks evilly]
Jessie Prescott : Huh! I guess we solved the mystery of the plugged up garbage chute!