- Douglas Davenport: Look, I know that bionic arm is fun, but you can't just use it whenever you want.
- Leo Dooley: Oh, but it's okay when YOU need a pickle jar opened.
- Douglas Davenport: That was an emergency. Ya can't have a tuna sandwich without a nice kosher dill.
- Douglas Davenport: Do you know what would happen if they found out there was a fourth bionic kid?
- Leo Dooley: It'd be an even number. I imagine they'd be happy.
- Douglas Davenport: Or, they would take you away and lock me up - and I can't go back to prison.
- [Leo gives him a look]
- Douglas Davenport: There was a farewell party. I gave a speech and it'd just be awkward.
- Bree Davenport: Can't believe that people are so shallow they only like us because we're bionic. This is awesome!
- Adam Davenport: You know, I'm more of a visual explainer, so maybe we could meet up after school and I can use my eyes to blow stuff up.
- Leo Dooley: Douglas, something's wrong with my bionics. They're not working.
- Douglas Davenport: I know. I turned 'em off.
- Leo Dooley: You WHAT? Turn them back on or you will lead a sad, pickle-free existence.
- Agent Graham: The White House called this morning. The President is making a special trip to meet YOU.
- Chase Davenport: Wait. The President is coming here? Today?
- Agent Graham: Yes, and if you don't show him that things are running smoothly, I will make sure you end up in a warehouse sitting in cages like the circus freaks you are.
- Leo Dooley: I just want you to like me as much as you like Adam.
- Janelle: Leo, I like you MORE than I like him - which is strange because you're always trying to kill me.