JonTron (TV Series)

Bootleg Pokemon Games (2014)

Jacques: Self

Quotes 

• JonTron : Now this next one is actually one of my favorite ones. It's called Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.

  Jacques : That's racist.

  JonTron : [turns around to Jacques] 

  JonTron : Now you listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, you take that to sleep with you tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. You don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the next day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give you a kiss, muffin.

  [Jon kisses Jacques on the head] 

• JonTron : Something you might notice is that Pikachu jumps like Sonic. He's even got those super-fast spinning feet when he runs like in Sonic 2. Oh hey, and he even charges up in a... in a ball... like... Sonic... the Hedgehog. That's So- that's Sonic. They, it's So- IT'S SONIC!

  [picture of Sonic with red tint spins on the screen] 

  JonTron : It turns out that this is actually a hack of an existing hack for the Game Boy Color called Sonic Adventure 7. Yeah, what happened to three through six? Do you even realize what this means? Ladies and gentlemen, we are playing what could be the world's very first double hack!

  [cut to JonTron with two computers, typing in two codes at the same time; he lets out an orgasmic sound] 

  Jacques : Whoa, Jon! You're in danger of reaching hack capacity!