- Marge Simpson: Professor, could you say, "Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard" without making any other noises?
- Prof. Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. Welcome to Mother Hubbard's, uh Sandwich, mcboing boing glavin flyvy hyvy goyvyn, and now I'm running to the unemployment office. Blervyk.
- Ned Flanders: Hell, I felt a little guilty for taking back what belonged to me.
- Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! Flanders isn't perfect!
- Ned Flanders: Never claimed to be!
- Homer Simpson: Yeah, and aren't.
- Homer Simpson: [Homer talks about the risk of of free soda refills to Marge] Careful, Marge - that's how I bankrupted the Pizza Hut.
- [Cuts to a flashback at a Pizza Hut; Homer keeps on drinking and refilling]
- Homer Simpson: Gulp, gulp! Mmmh, that's good! Gulp, gulp! More, more! Gulp, gulp! Refill! Gulp, gulp! Ehh! FREE!
- Pizza Hut manager: I-I just-I... Where is it going?