- Abbie: It began to flop and grow large, and then he touched me. It was impossible to resist.
- [Snob puts his hand down his pants]
- Abbie: It just happened. I don't know how. The weather was so hot.
- [Snob unbuttons his shirt]
- Pablo: How old was the first one?
- Abbie: I don't know. Ten or more.
- Cinema Snob: [Snob quickly retracts his hands] Aah! Dammit, stop fucking with me!
- No. 14: Stop crying. After all, she kept her word. She may not be such a bitch, she'll help you.
- Cinema Snob: Oh yeah, other than she made me use my tongue as toilet paper, she's just darling.
- Juana: Lick my boots now. I mean it.
- Cinema Snob: At least she's not making her lick...
- Juana: Wipe my culo!
- Cinema Snob: [after a pause] Go on.
- [as Abbie wipes, it makes the sound of folding paper]
- Cinema Snob: That's the sound that that makes? Is she taking her vagina and making origami out of it?
- Juana: Lick my culo.
- Cinema Snob: Stop calling it that. It makes me think you're talking about a chocolate bar. Which, I dunno, may not be that far off.
- Juana: I told you to scrub my culo!
- Cinema Snob: That's prison talk for... something really unfortunate, probably.