- Cory Matthews: You and me.
- Topanga Matthews: You and me. Let's win this thing.
- Maya Hart: [to Riley] You and me. Let's win this thing.
- Farkle Minkus: [to Lucas] You and me.
- Lucas Friar: I just wanna go home.
- Cory Matthews: Listen, guys, not everything I teach you in class applies to our lives!
- Lucas Friar: It does, every time, sir.
- Cory Matthews: Four, five, six, and as usual I choose the fatherhood path. Bing, bing, bing, bing. And the pink square means I get a daughter.
- [picks up the card]
- Lucas Friar: Actually, sir, Farkle and I already own that square.
- Cory Matthews: So?
- Lucas Friar: So, your daughter's ours.
- [Topanga looks a little puzzled by the word choices, while Riley is over the moon by that statement]
- Cory Matthews: Excuse me?
- Riley Matthews: Let him talk.
- Lucas Friar: According to the game, we get your daughter.
- [Riley jumps up from her seat to run over to Lucas, but is held back by Topanga]
- Cory Matthews: Josh!
- Joshua Matthews: She's not Riley Matthews anymore, my brother. She's now Mrs. Dr. Howdy Turtleneck!
- [Lucas holds out his hand to receive the card. Cory puts the card there, but doesn't let go of it]
- Lucas Friar: Uh, sir, you're holdin' on a little tight.
- Farkle Minkus: You really need to let go, sir.
- [the card snaps in two so they each hold on to one half]
- Cory Matthews: [completely serious] You killed my daughter!
- Cory Matthews: Someone has to get a 12. Anything but a 12. Nobody throw a 12.
- Riley Matthews: [throws the dice] 12!
- Lucas Friar: Oh, thank goodness, it's over!
- Riley Matthews: No, it's not. I'm not going for the success square. I'm going for the circle in the middle. We are going to play the Long Game.
- Lucas Friar: What?
- Topanga Matthews: But, you could win!
- Joshua Matthews: Dude, why would you do that?
- Riley Matthews: Because tonight, the Family Game is not about winning.
- Topanga Matthews: Uhhh, say what?
- Riley Matthews: Mom, I was only trying to beat you because I want you to be proud of me.
- Topanga Matthews: You do?
- Riley Matthews: Yeah, I want to be like you.
- Topanga Matthews: You do?
- Riley Matthews: A killer shark who always wins?
- Topanga Matthews: That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard!
- Riley Matthews: So tonight, let's find out what happens when you play the Long Game.
- Lucas Friar: I'm never gonna see my mama again.
- Topanga Matthews: Why can't we just play with her friends?
- Cory Matthews: Because, Topanga, the second she allowed Dr. Turtleneck and Mr. Howdy into our household, our family was compromised by interlopers!
- Lucas Friar: Maybe we could just come back another time.
- Cory Matthews: [realizes Lucas and Farkle heard everything] Oh, yeah, we don't have walls... I told you we needed walls, Topanga!
- Joshua Matthews: [to Farkle] Dr. Turtleneck, I presume.
- Farkle Minkus: How could you tell?
- Joshua Matthews: Oh, 'cause... Ah, you just seemed like a doctor to me.
- Farkle Minkus: Thank you.
- Joshua Matthews: Thank you.
- [turns to Lucas]
- Joshua Matthews: Then you must be...
- Lucas Friar: Howdy.
- [shakes hands with Josh]
- Cory Matthews: See this? "The Family Game. The game for families." Not "The Friends Game. A game for friends." I saw that game. I didn't buy that game. I bought this one. Because I used to have a family.
- Topanga Matthews: Will you stop?
- Cory Matthews: How could she choose her friends over us? I mean, did they burp her? Did they change her diapers?
- Farkle Minkus: We haven't yet, but we will when she's old.