- Rodolfo Fuentes: Excellent work, Dr. Brennan. You should be very proud!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You are not in a position to evaluate me! I'm your boss!
- [Dr. Fuentes giggles]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why are you smiling at me?
- Rodolfo Fuentes: You and I, I sense tension! I think soon we'll make love
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Ha, ha, ha, that will not be happening, Dr. Fuentes! And if you would like continue working here, you will not make that suggestion again
- Rodolfo Fuentes: Of course, but it is a pity
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Progress is slower than I'd prefer. I had a new intern, forced upon me by the Secretary of State
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You mean the real Secretary of State?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Wow
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Fuentes is a defector from Cuba, brilliant but arrogant!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Hmm, brilliance and arrogant! Must be real tuff to work with!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It is
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I... I know this
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Please wait until I ask, Dr. Fuentes
- Rodolfo Fuentes: One thousand pardons
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: One is sufficient
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The new intern thought that he and I would be having sex
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Wow! Wow! What?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sex! He thought we would have sex
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Wait a sec! The Cuban guy? All right, he flat out told you that he wants to have sex with you?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes! He was quite brazen. Although I imagine all of my male interns want to have sex with me
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You do realize that you are talking out load? What you just said there!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You're upset. You know I would never sleep with him
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, you know what? You did tell me once that you thought that monogamy was unnatural
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, that's true, before I realized that we're symbiotic
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, good job there, brother!
- Rodolfo Fuentes: I couldn't have done that without all the support I get here
- Angela Montenegro: Part of that is the way you look
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So you defected?
- Rodolfo Fuentes: But I am exceptional, so I come to America to reap the fortunes that comes from being the best
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: But here, you're only exceptional if I say you are. Put on a lab coat and be back here in 5 minutes. If you disappoint me, I will dismiss you
- Rodolfo Fuentes: How Cuban of you!
- [Bones walks away]
- Rodolfo Fuentes: She is fiery!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes! Be careful, we've all been burned
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Fuentes should see how the damage of the car matches the fracture patterns.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'll go get him
- [starts walking away]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No! Not yet.
- [Cam turns around]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I need a break from Dr. Fuentes.
- [Angela and Cam look puzzled]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find him to be arrogant and conceited and peremptory.
- Angela Montenegro: You forgot hot!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: You are married, Angela!
- Angela Montenegro: Don't tell you haven't looked at that guy and though that you...
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is not work place conversation!
- Angela Montenegro: I'll take that as a yes
- Rodolfo Fuentes: When I in Cuba, in charge of my own facility, I too would often, uh,
- [Spanish]
- Rodolfo Fuentes: let the bones speak to me
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You're delusional if you think an inanimate object can speak
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look, all I'm saying is that church could be good for Christine
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Will she learn about the Crusades and the Inquisition?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Seriously?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why don't you just read her a Superman comic? It's also fantasy about a mytic hero whose powers defy the laws of physics and common sense.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay, you're saying that Jesus and Superman are the same?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Jesus walks on water, Superman flies. No different
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I don't believe this
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [after a lengthy description of Dr. Fuentes what happened to the victim's bones] Also comminuted fracture on the left clavicle, which you missed!
- Rodolfo Fuentes: [Shakes no] Inexcusable!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I agree