Bones (TV Series)

The Master in the Slop (2014)

David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth

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Quotes 

• Special Agent Seeley Booth : Ah, you know what? Just remind me I got to write a thank-you note to the guy who invented waffles

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : The recipe first appeared in 'Le Ménagier de Paris'. A book a husband wrote for his wife in the 14th century. Since he is dead a note would be pointless

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : I pity the men who aren't married to you Bones!

• [Booth is interrogating the victim's ex-wife, who has an alibi for the murder and wants to return to her job as a nanny] 

  Ingrid Magnusson : Please, d-don't tell them about this. I need that job.

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well, I wouldn't get your hopes up. I mean, um, your visa's expired and you burn down apartments.