- Inspector Nathaniel Fenwick: I'll put it was another way Dudley. What is it that Snidely wears that he's never without?
- Dudley Do-Right: A lear Sir?
- Inspector Nathaniel Fenwick: No Dudley. His Top Hat and Opera Cape.
- Snidely Whiplash: Homer I'd go to the ends of the Earth to attend a social event of this providence!
- Homer: But don't it seem strange that a 37 and a half-year old girl should be having a Coming-Out Party?
- Snidely Whiplash: With me Top Hat and Cape I'll be in the height of fashion. A Party a Party Wee!