- Peter Davison: Okay, I've got a call from my contact. I know the filming dates, and I've got a plan.
- Colin Baker: Your contact? Who is this contact?
- Peter Davison: Well, I've picked up a lot of contacts over the years.
- Sylvester McCoy: Oh, I've picked up quite a few contacts while filming "The Hobbit".
- Peter Davison: Anyway, my contact...
- Colin Baker: [Interrupting] This "contact" wouldn't have a Scottish accent and be married to your daughter, would he?
- Peter Davison: Now you see, I can't reveal that.
- Georgia Moffett: I know, I know, but Dad said if you'll do this one last thing, then he'll stop calling us.
- David Tennant: Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it, but I've gotta do it now. I've got to be back on set in five minutes. Okay, call you later.
- [Hangs up phone]
- Georgia Moffett: One more... oh. Never mind.
- [Looks at phone, then at an oxygen mask near her face]
- David Tennant: [to himself] Something I meant to ask her about.
- [Shakes head, walks off]
- Maternity Nurse: And... PUSH!
- Georgia Moffett: [SCREAMS]
- Colin Baker: [Holds up a copy of Doctor Who: Vengeance on Varos, then places it in the DVD player] Ta-da! One of my best, you will love it! Many say it's a classic. Bought, of course, to replace the one that strangely went missing. Great news, though. This one has extra features! EVEN MORE OF ME!
- [Sits down on sofa, then addresses his family, who have been clamoring at the front door]
- Colin Baker: You're wasting your time! I've locked all of the doors!
- Sylvester McCoy: Do you think we should call Tom?
- Colin Baker: Call Tom?
- Peter Davison: Why?
- Sylvester McCoy: Well, he might want to join the team.
- Colin Baker: Tom?
- Peter Davison: Well, you call him then.
- Sylvester McCoy: Oh no, I don't think I should call him.
- Peter Davison: Well, it's your brilliant idea!
- Colin Baker: Oh, for heaven's sake! I've eaten possum's anus on live television. Couldn't be worse than that. I'LL call him!
- Peter Davison: Right. Let's go.
- Sylvester McCoy: Hang on. One thing: WHY are we doing this?
- Colin Baker: Why?
- Sylvester McCoy: Well, I've traveled 12,000 miles to get here, I'm in breach of contract, my film career's in tatters, and for what?
- Colin Baker: He's right. What is the point? Why are we doing all of this?
- Peter Davison: [pauses for a moment to think] For the fans.
- Colin Baker: Of course. For the fans!
- Sylvester McCoy: Right! For the fans! Let's go!
- Colin Baker: You really are from another planet, you know that?
- Peter Davison: This is not the REAL TARDIS.
- Colin Baker: REALLY?
- Sylvester McCoy: I'd like to go home now.
- Peter Davison: Plan B!
- Sylvester McCoy: What do you think he's doing?
- Colin Baker: Reading a script. He's always reading scripts. And filming. Always filming.
- Sylvester McCoy: It's probably for TV. I mean, who wants to do TV? It's not like it's a motion picture.
- Colin Baker: Oh, shut up!
- Paul McGann: Whatever it is you're planning, I'm in.
- [Peter, Colin, and Sylvester look up and smile at Paul]
- Paul McGann: Work permitting, obviously.