Plot

The Generational sensation Haliey Welch comes back for round two in this centurys biggest podcast. In this exhilerating episode Haliey Welch eats lunchly while talking tuah grandma about how to Hawk Tuah while "Sick of It" by KSI plays.

The galactically recognized star of the modern era Haliey Welch appears again on the set of the world renouned, social cornerstone of civilisation Talk Tuah to once again preach words of total divine importance into our meager pathetic forms through the form of a podcast. This Epitome of knowledge starts with the simple, yet pivitol phrase "Hawk Tuah". This opening is aleady grounds for 17 emmys, 15 oscars, 5 golden globes and numerous other awards due to the total influence on pop culture ALONE it holds. Haliey Welch then continues by starting to spit divine knowledge at us like she's pulling it from the mouths of ancient monks born centurys prior to her world shattering birth. The language and topics discussed are so philosophical and potent that the four corners of our flat earth twisted and tured inward to centralise before her, acknowledging Haliey Welch's position as galactic ruler over all mortal beings, defining her forever in the annals of history as the one true goddess of the modern era. Our sweet lord Haliey Welch's words are so powerful she is forced to bring other low aura individuals onto the set to discuss and share her empryan knowledge to ensure her words dont crumple and collapse our pitiful mortal forms instantly. Joe Rogan, the now dethroned and defiled "king" of podcasts begins to quake in his boots as Haliey Welch's progenitor of progenitors appears on set, her Grandmother. This meeting was forshadowed in previously written religious literature as the second coming, the rapture, this solidifys her not only as the one true galactic empress above all, but also as the messiah fortold by history. To frist underastand Haliey Welch's political and social impact, we must first break down her impactfull first words that are imbued in the internet. The phrase "Hawk Tuah" is so impactfull and influential, that the mere mention of this can cause one to fall to the ground in hysterical laughter, in some severe cases causing death, thin other words that person has just been "Hawk Tuah-ed". As you can see it has great comedic applications, for example "Talk Tuah" is a pun, or in other words, a play on words recyceling the already hilarious phrase "Hawk Tuah". The reason the podcast name "Talk Tuah" is so funny, is due to the use of rhyming and punning, lets break it down. Firstly "Hawk" and "Talk" are similar sounding and rhyming words both containing two syllable's and ending in a "k", the importance of this is apparent as it establishes "Hawk" and "Talk" as similar sounding words. Now this is where the joke begins, "Tuah" is repeted in both phrases meaning that when both are said out loud they will sound similar however due to the clever play on words "Talk Tuah" when said out loud sounds more along the line of "Talk to her". This simple punning may not be funny to the average listener as it requires some context and background information on the nature of Haliey Welch's podcast, simply put in her podcast she invites guest speakers to "Talk to her" mimiking the phrase "Talk Tuah", which is where the comidic implications dirive. In conculsion the talk tuah podcast is a monument to human creation, its creator Haliey Welch the wordsmith will be worshipped for millennium, songs hyms and litirature will be born for centuries to come, and the phrase hawk tuak will echo throught our dialect and be spoken by our kin millions of years into the furture.