- Lucas Friar: Hey, Mr. Matthews, as the new President, I'd like to name Farkle my Vice President.
- Cory Matthews: [laughing nervously] You're kidding.
- [Farkle gets a greedy look on his face]
- Farkle Minkus: You mean, if something terrible happens to you, I'd be President?
- Lucas Friar: Mm-hm.
- Farkle Minkus: I accept.
- [shakes hands with Lucas, while looking at him evilly]
- Lucas Friar: Thank you for the video. That wasn't what I expected to see.
- Riley Matthews: No more going home for the weekends?
- Lucas Friar: [pause] I am home.
- Lucas Friar: Maya, I'd like you to be my Secretary of State.
- Maya Hart: I'm nobody's secretary, Ranger Rick.
- Brandon: Hey, Hart.
- Maya Hart: What?
- Brandon: The Secretary of State is the president's ambassador for the world. It means he thinks highly of you. It also means he's trying to get you out of the country.
- Riley Matthews: Wait a minute. What about me?
- Lucas Friar: You? What about you?
- Riley Matthews: What am I to you?
- Lucas Friar: What are you to me?
- [Lucas whistles, and Riley's horse/"unicorn" comes into the room. Lucas climbs onto it, and he helps Riley up so she can sit behind him. He puts a princess crown on her head]
- Lucas Friar: To me, you are a princess.
- Riley Matthews: Look at us.
- [rests her head on his back while they ride around the room]