[first lines]
Oliver: Check out all this cool stuff from the lost and found. Some of this stuff has been in here for decades, including that sandwich.
[Kaz spits out sandwich meat]
Oliver: It's like digging through the history of Mighty Med.
Kaz: Boring. I don't care about the past.
Oliver: Which explains why you failed our history test.
Kaz: I failed because I followed a kid who looked like you into the wrong classroom, but I did learn the word for umbrella in French.
Oliver: What is it?
Kaz: I don't know. It was yesterday. I told you, I don't care about the past.
Oliver: Oh, look! Optimo's dagger of truth. The shawl of invisibility. This thing.
Dr. Horace Diaz: My goodness! A wormhole transporter. I haven't seen one of these in years.
Oliver: A wormhole transporter?
Dr. Horace Diaz: In the 1950s, superheroes used these to reverse time by opening wormholes in space, but they were banned because every so often, a hero would get lost in time or explode into a million tiny pieces. I usually love confetti, but that... not so festive.
Kaz: Told you old things are lame.
Oliver: How could you think that is lame?
Kaz: I was talking about Horace. Yeah, that device looks lame too. Bet it can't even take pictures.
[he puts it under his chin, and a wormhole makes Captain Atomic appear]
Captain Atomic: Jeepers, where am I?
Kaz: Who is that, and where did he come from?
Oliver: That's Captain Atomic.
Dr. Horace Diaz: I'd say he came from 1953.
Kaz: 1953? That was, like, 100 years ago.
Oliver: Which explains why you also failed our math test.
[theme song starts]