Urban Myths (2017) User Reviews

Well, they made a movie.

[lanningadam · 3/10 · 29 January 2024]

Good for them. Kinda a number of random ideas. Incoherent and boring. And possibly the worst music I've heard in a movie.

Characters are cookie cutter, and unless I was looking at the screen I couldn't tell one from another.

My mostly blind cat liked watching the shapes move around on screen. So points there I suppose.

I joked with my partner that nepotism made this movie once she told me about the cast list and who they're related to. I hope there's another universe where this was all played for laughs, but in ours?

Skip it. Unless you have a mostly blind pet that like to watch shapes on TV, then it's fine.

No direction, good for background noise for going to bed

[takato0524 · 1/10 · 3 May 2020]

This movie was all over the place. Nothing seemed to connect. And the characters were terrible. Plots were started but never finished, like random drama between certain characters, a love story trying to form that was gone in the next scene, and the haunt never being explained. And these "friends" were awful. Each time danger arose, they didn't try to help each other. More than once someone would say "forget about them, we need to save ourselves." I thought they were best friends?! Character deaths were quick, in bad lighting, and never explained. Then the story about the father: was he suffering ptsd? Never explained. The teacher? Just gone after he walked away into the woods. And them bringing up he had stolen artifacts didn't play into the story at all. What exactly did this win an award for?

A BIG WASTE OF TIME

[robertguardamar · 1/10 · 26 April 2020]

Where do I being, Do not watch everything about this film is terrible. The only part of the film I enjoyed was the end credits. The acting, filming and plot was horrible just horrible

Thank you guys for the review, I skipped the Movie.

[edwinpells · 1/10 · 12 November 2020]

I love democracy Thank you guys for the review, I skipped the Movie.

When will I learn?

[m-skee · 1/10 · 24 January 2021]

Has anyone else noticed that if it's written, directed, and produced by the same person the movie always sucks? Well, this one was no exception. Here's the spoiler, the entire first boring hour is a fake out. A practical joke on one guy. Then the last bit is shot in the dark with people being dragged away, presumably killed. I'm guessing the teacher was a mental case who thought he was a shapeshifting demon/Native American legend thing. But it's so dark who can tell? But thankfully mom came so the two daughters survived. Yay. So many extraneous plot lines were just thrown in there, like they needed to make it longer. It was all horrible. Just skip this one.

So thoroughly bad, it's good.

[LsBells4 · 10/10 · 21 May 2020]

I have never laughed my way through a "thriller" before. There is no substance, barely a story, the acting is deplorable, as is the direction. It is a farce.

At one point I thought the guy in the wolf suit (which to me, looked like a chicken outfit, estranged from a local fancy dress party) had walked into shot by accident.

These nonsense characters continue to let themselves into random houses with no explanation. And we forget about Tom, poor Tom where at the beginning of the film was at his wits end. Having said that he probably wasn't allowed back on set having failed at the Ham school of acting.

What on earth happened to the Labrador that they so gleefully discovered? Needless to say, the continuity department want shooting.