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(TV Series)

(2014)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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  • Abed Nadir : Okay, I'm gonna peel off some Band-Aids here. Dennis Hopper is dead. TV shows give no time for theme songs anymore. And Woody Allen did the voice of a cartoon ant.

  • Abed Nadir : Who's got rope?

    Professor Hickey : I'm offended by that question.

  • Abed Nadir : Anything in there?

    Annie Edison : [about to cry]  It's just spider webs and beanbag chairs.

    Abed Nadir : Don't cry. The importance of lumbar support hadn't...

    Annie Edison : It's not that. It's just even if we do save Greendale, which Greendale will we be saving? First Pierce dies. Then Troy leaves. Now people are...

    Abed Nadir : Annie, look, I don't know people, but I know TV. When characters feel like the show they're on is ending, their instinct is to spin off into something safer. In Jeff and Britta's case, something that would last six episodes and have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten, starring them and an equally W.A.S.P.-y brunette couple with a title like "Better with my worse half" or "Awfully wedded" or "Tying the not", but "knot" is spelt without a k, or #CouplePeopleProblems, and every episode, you get...

    Annie Edison : Abed. Abed, stop developing!

    Abed Nadir : Sorry. The point is, this show, Annie, it isn't just their show. This is our show, and it's not over. And the sooner we find that treasure, the faster the Jeff-Britta pilot falls apart.

  • Russell Borchert : And what's that?

    Abed Nadir : An emoticon. That person wants to indicate happiness, but can't convey it with language, so they misuse punctuation to form a smile.

    Russell Borchert : That is so... stupid. Only an idiot would think of this. Idiots won, which means my work down here is done.

  • Abed Nadir : We'll definitely be back next year. If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that's canon.

    [He looks at the camera, breaking the fourth wall] 

  • Abed Nadir : Jeff, in case you ever have to remember me, can I give you some options for voice-over quotes?

    Jeff Winger : Shut up, Abed.

  • Jeff Winger : Abed, if there's killer robots down here, you'll tell them we're on your side, right?

    Abed Nadir : Yes, but we won't know them from ordinary robots until they kill us.

  • Abed Nadir : [Looking for a way to open a door behind the jukebox]  Try track 127.

    Annie Edison : Right. Because 127 in binary code would be a palindrome.

    Abed Nadir : Because the song title is "Open the Door" by The Secret Doors.

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