- Hamilton Morris: People put way too much confidence in their ability to distinguish one psychoactive drug from another.
- Anonymous Drug Dealer: And no, that's bath salts. What can you do? This had the right look. This had the right taste. It seemed legitimate enough to a guy who sells about freakin' 14 grams a week... I would never let my girlfriend take this. This is garbage. Actually, "victim of the system," I'm gonna sell it to somebody.
- Anonymous Music Festival Attendee: Is yellow bath salts? Oh my god, shut Up! We bought $4,000 WORTH OF BATH SALTS?