- Frank Olsen: [mesmerized by coins in chest] One woman's trash is another man's treasure.
- Judy Shepherd: [re: coins] Don't touch those!
- Peter Shepherd: You'll turn into an elk or something.
- Frank Olsen: [disbelieving] Really? Will I still be able to read shop signs that say "Closed"?
- Judy Shepherd: We're serious.
- Frank Olsen: [sniffs; repulsed] Seriously malodorous. Run along before you stink up my store!
- Peter Shepherd: The chest belongs to us. You weren't supposed to take it.
- Frank Olsen: [snotty] Finders keepers.
- Frank Olsen: [dodging Judy and Peter outside] Whoa!
- Frank Olsen: [entering; calling out] Hello? Hello? Ms. Shepard? It's Frank Olsen.
- Aunt Nora Shepherd: [calling out; off-screen] Come in. I'm in the kitchen. The stuff's in the hallway. You can help yourself.
- Frank Olsen: No problem.
- Frank Olsen: [sees the magic chest and coins inside; greedy] No problem at all.