Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Gatekeeper (2013)

Angela Bullock: Helen

Quotes 

• David Rossi : [his cell phone beeps]  On second thought, Helen. It's Garcia.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : So much for a night off.

  David Rossi : You better bring us the bill.

  Helen : Okay. That'll be 10 bucks.

  David Rossi : No, you can charge us for drinks we didn't have.

  Helen : Everything's marked down until it's all gone.

  [lshows Rossi the closing notice] 

  David Rossi : Oh, you can't close. This place is history.

  Helen : Unfortunately, Dave, history doesn't pay the bills.

  David Rossi : [sighs]  Marines used to be big business.

  Helen : Still are. That's why three new bars opened up across the street. What's that thing they say about competition?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : It breeds success?

  Helen : It sucks.

• Dr. Spencer Reid : Thanks. This night is not about me, though.

  [raises his glass] 

  Dr. Spencer Reid : To David Rossi.

  David Rossi : I still can't believe you guys did this.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : We wanted to make sure you had one last proper goodbye.

  Penelope Garcia : Mm. And I may or may not have posted on the Quantico message boards that all the drinks are on you tonight.

  David Rossi : And they are indeed, thank you very much.

  Aaron Hotchner : But that's not all. I don't believe that any of the members of this team have heard you sing.

  Helen : Next up is David Rossi.

  David Rossi : That was intentional.

  Aaron Hotchner : Next up is David Rossi.

  Helen : Dave, get your ass up here and sing us out already.

  Aaron Hotchner : And, look, it's your key.

  David Rossi : Yeah, Q squared.

  [Karaoke "piano man" starts] 

  David Rossi : All righty. To all the great memories that have happened within these walls, if you think I'm doing this without backup, you're nuts. Come on, JJ, Reid, let's go. Derek! Come on!