Quotes
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Julia Williams : Well, say goodbye to London. What did you guys think of it?
Jack Card : Good women, better liquor.
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Jack Card : [takes a bite of haggis] I think my stomach just declared jihad on Scotland.
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Jack Card : I came here to find a 5'7" french girl with a schoolgirl fetish who wants to get some extra credit from her new English Teacher.
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Jack Card : Life, virility, and the pursuit of short skirts! Is that too much to ask?
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Julia Williams : Yes, I love him.
Jack Card : Then don't let him get away.