Mom (TV Series)

Zombies and Cobb Salad (2013)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : [talking to Bonnie as a life coach]  My mother is currently sleeping in my living room.

  Bonnie : [thinks]  Just remember that for 9 months, you slept in her living *womb*. See what I did there?

• Christy : [talking to Bonnie as a life coach]  My teen daughter is pregnant and is thinking about running away with her boyfriend.

  Bonnie : Well first of all remember that every baby brought into this world is a gift from God. Secondly, if she does run away, that frees up the bed to get your mother off the couch!