Quotes
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Adam Davenport : [receiving a list of chores to do] I have an idea.
Leo Dooley : Lemme guess. You want to teach a monkey how to do our laundry.
Adam Davenport : Leo, don't be ridiculous. Have you seen how much laundry there is? It's a THREE-monkey job.
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Leo Dooley : Hey, check out the turbo-booster I added. It'll help us get around the house ten times faster.
Adam Davenport : Awesome! Wait. Do you think it'll work?
Leo Dooley : [pause] I think you should go first.
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Leo Dooley : At SOME point we need to finish Mom's do-to list, so we should come up with a plan.
Adam Davenport : Oo, how 'bout we...
Leo Dooley : [interrupting] ... that does not involve monkeys!
Adam Davenport : Is a baboon a monkey?
Leo Dooley : Yes!
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Donald Davenport : What mature adult doesn't have t-shit cannons?
Leo Dooley : [thinking about it] All of them.
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Adam Davenport : Sorry I took you out so hard. I forgot I had a brick in my pants pocket.
Leo Dooley : Why would you even have a brick in your pants pocket?
Adam Davenport : Look, it's a really long story, but let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy who's givin' out free bricks.
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Leo Dooley : Locked and loaded. Mama's goin' down.