The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
Comic Relief Special 2013 - Women Bishops (2013)
Gary Waldhorn: David Horton
Quotes
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Geraldine Kennedy : Who was it that said, "We may have lost today, but tomorrow belongs to us"?
David Horton : I think it was the Hitler youth.
Geraldine Kennedy : Okay, bad example.
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Hugo Horton : One thing that worries me i-if we win...
Geraldine Kennedy : What?
Hugo Horton : Well, you know there used to be this joke when you... when you said something rude, you could say 'As the actress said to the Bishop'.
David Horton : Oh yes, I love that joke! "Those are larger than I expected!"
Hugo Horton : As the actress said to the Bishop!
Owen Newitt : "Would you like to have rough sex with me?"
Hugo Horton : As the actress said to the... no Owen, no. No, it's meant to be when she *didn't* mean to say something sexy.
Owen Newitt : Oh, right. I see.