John Bluthal: Frank Pickle

Quotes 

• Geraldine Kennedy : I have the most wonderful news.

  Hugo Horton : Oh, might it involve Fiona Bruce naked?

  Geraldine Kennedy : No.

  Jim Trott : So, not *the* most wonderful news.

  Owen Newitt : Holly Willoughby naked?

  Frank Pickle : Owen naked?

• Owen Newitt : I just bought a sexy pig the other day called Meredith.

  Geraldine Kennedy : No, I said sexist pig, Owen, not sexy pig. I thought it was just Frank that was deaf.

  Frank Pickle : I'm dead? That explains it.

• Geraldine Kennedy : So the laity - which is you lot - get to vote on the most important day for the Church since Channel 4 commissioned Father Ted! Now, obviously this is your vote and I don't want to influence you in any way, but I would ask you to consider both the argument *for* women bishops - that's *for* women bishops...

  [Gives a double thumbs up] 

  Geraldine Kennedy : and also you should look carefully at the bollocks masquerading as an argument *against* women bishops.

  [Gives a double thumbs down] 

  Hugo Horton : Right. Well, th-th-that's very... even handed of you, Vicar. Couldn't you give us a little hint about which way you think...

  Geraldine Kennedy : I go *for* women bishops.

  [Hugo nods] 

  Geraldine Kennedy : Bradley.

  Owen Newitt : Interesting, because I was inclining towards the bollocks.

  Frank Pickle : I'm always inclined towards the...

  [Geraldine cuts him off]