- Frankie Heck: Well, you know, Brick, you're at that age when boys and girls are starting to notice each other. You just might not be there yet.
- Brick Heck: Oh, I'm there. I'm definitely there.
- Mike Heck: You are?
- Brick Heck: Big time. There's this girl I really like - Harper.
- Frankie Heck: Really? Oh, wow, Brick. So what is it that you like about her? Is she into books like you?
- Brick Heck: No. Over the summer, she got her boobs.
- Frankie Heck: Axl, why did you take all my stuff out?
- Axl Heck: God, you're so selfish. You have all week to relax and do all the laundry you want.