- Johnny Depp: And now all that's left is for you to climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine or whatever it's called, what's the bloody thing called?
- Crew: Flying Dutchman.
- Johnny Depp: Flying what? Dutchman.
- Johnny Depp: Why fight when you can negotiate? All one needs...
- [His braid gets caught on the jar of dirt]
- Johnny Depp: Help?
- Sailor aboard the Edinburgh Trader: There's a female presence here, sir. All the men have felt her. No, they haven't felt her...
- Keira Knightley: [to Will/Orlando] If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.
- [Governor Swann/Jonathan Pryce leans on a candelabra, but one of the candle holders is loose and he almost topples over. Keira and Orlando burst out laughing]
- Kevin McNally: Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea.
- Johnny Depp: Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only so far as we keep to the... I'm just gonna start the take again, shall I?
- Kevin McNally: Good idea.
- Jonathan Pryce: The charge is conspiring to set a man free convicted of...
- [a very long pause]
- Jonathan Pryce: I can't read my own writing.