Homer reads Pretending To Read Magazine in bed.
This is the full contract text, which Homer and Marge make Lisa to sign six times:
I, Lisa Simpson, _____________ hereby promise to take full responsibility for this dog, cat, other. This includes feeding; bathing; cleaning of droppings and barfings; and when the time comes, burying or flushing, if said pet turns out to be psycho and needs to be returned, whether it be to pet store, animal shelter, or online classifieds service weirdo, then I promise to make that initial phone call myself and absorb the anger and/or recrimination from the original provider.
By Receiving this pet I hereby promise to forgo all begging for any of the following: a later bedtime, a new bike, skateboard or wheelie sneakers, bedtime stories that the parent has to make up from his/her imagination, and any currently-existing electronic device or one so awesome nerds haven't thought of it yet.
_____ acknowledges that by receiving unneeded pet, I forgo the right to request any future pet, including mammals, reptiles, insects, or anything else that could have a name or face.
By signing three times in the column to the right, and initialing below, you hereby agree to future conditions that the parents have the right to make up later.
I, Lisa Simpson, _____________ hereby promise to take full responsibility for this dog, cat, other. This includes feeding; bathing; cleaning of droppings and barfings; and when the time comes, burying or flushing, if said pet turns out to be psycho and needs to be returned, whether it be to pet store, animal shelter, or online classifieds service weirdo, then I promise to make that initial phone call myself and absorb the anger and/or recrimination from the original provider.
By Receiving this pet I hereby promise to forgo all begging for any of the following: a later bedtime, a new bike, skateboard or wheelie sneakers, bedtime stories that the parent has to make up from his/her imagination, and any currently-existing electronic device or one so awesome nerds haven't thought of it yet.
_____ acknowledges that by receiving unneeded pet, I forgo the right to request any future pet, including mammals, reptiles, insects, or anything else that could have a name or face.
By signing three times in the column to the right, and initialing below, you hereby agree to future conditions that the parents have the right to make up later.