- Dr. Martin Ellingham: [after his examination indicated that her skin irritation was caused by a fungal infection] Hope this doesn't reflect the level of care you're giving to our son. Looking after him may seem easy, but it still needs to be done to a standard.
- Mel: I have standards.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: You also have skin fungus.
- Mel: Well, you mind him then. I only come here 'cause no one else would and Louisa begged me.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: And we pay you. Right, well, I have other patients.
- Mel: Well, you'll have to multi-task then, won't you? Shouldn't be a problem, clever man like you!