- Gumball Watterson: OK, so the rules are pretty simple. You roll the dice, then take a daar card. If you do the daar, then you move forward that many spaces. If you don't, then you have to take a dodj card and move half the spaces.
- Nicole Watterson: OK, and how do you win?
- Gumball Watterson: [theatrically ominous] You don't win! You survive!
- Nicole Watterson: O... K... but how do you actually win?
- Gumball Watterson: Oh. You have to roll an exact number to land on the last square.
- Darwin Watterson: [screaming in terror] It's starting! We have to finish the game quickly before it gets a hold of us and destroys us all!
- Gumball Watterson: Dude, keep it together
- Darwin Watterson: [slaps Gumball and continues screaming] Get a grip on yourself! You're underreacting!
- Gumball Watterson: [screaming] Thanks man, I needed that! I got a bit calm for a second, but now I realize how serious this is!
- [Darwin is in class. His arm is supernaturally linked to his dad's and must perform the same action]
- Mr. Small: And finally, we also need a volunteer for the eco protest this weekend where we chain ourselves to a doomed tree for 48 hours.
- [Darwin is unable to stop his hand from being raised]
- Mr. Small: Are you sure, Darwin? I'm not gonna lie to ya, buddy.
- [chuckling]
- Mr. Small: we're gonna get maced.