- Sally Wilcox: Every Springvillian's civic duty: to C.R.E.E.P. whenever possible.
- Watch Waverly: Which, obviously, is an acronym for "Clean, Recycle, Enrich, Enbeautify for a Perfect Springville.
- Adam Freeman: That's "C.R.E.E.P.S.?" And "enbeautify" isn't even a word.
- Adam Freeman: Guys, I can't NOT do this... but you don't have to.
- Watch Waverly: Adam, I can tolerate the double negative, but what I just can't stand is another one of your "I'm doing this alone" speeches. Obviously, we're all in.
- Watch Waverly: Where'd you get a hoodie with a secret pocket?
- Adam Freeman: I just sewed it in.
- Watch Waverly: You can sew?
- Adam Freeman: Enough to put a pocket in a jacket, yeah.
- Watch Waverly: Still, it's just an unexpected skill set from you. Can you sew pants?
- Adam Freeman: [reading] "Air, fire, rock, sea, Draw my heart's desire to me. Endless realms keep us divided, But let us now be reunited."
- [Adam's spell produces no visible change]
- Ann Templeton: This HAS to work.
- Watch Waverly: Maybe it has something to do with the fact that magic is just mumbo-jumbo built around actual weird science.
- Sally Wilcox: Maybe you just stink at it.
- Sally Wilcox: I've heard about small towns falling into bad times, but normally it takes longer than three hours.
- Sally Wilcox: [amidst the devastation] Well, on the bright side, I'm the second-tallest girl in town.
- Ann Templeton: You think I wanted to bring us to this nightmare?
- Sally Wilcox: If the broom fits, sister.
- Sally Wilcox: [threatened by carnivorous zombies] Can't you zap 'em with magic or something, give 'em the ol' witch-whammy?
- Ann Templeton: Get a lock of their hair and a toenail clipping and I might be able to make them fall in love with you.
- Ann Templeton: Shadowmire houses the world's largest thaumaturgical library. If there's a spell that can fix this, it's there.
- Sally Wilcox: Hate to be the toad in the witch's brew, but how are we gonna get there?