- Harvey Specter: We both know you tracked her down because of your lifelong, never-gonna-happen dream to beat me.
- Travis Tanner: I never heard of Ava Hessington until she walked through my door.
- Harvey Specter: Bullshit. You have a subscription to Harvey Specter monthly, and I know it.
- Mike Ross: I was just asking for an assignment. Captain Pinstripe's the one who brought up the girlfriend. And second of all, people actually had girlfriends after high school, which you wouldn't know because, emotionally, you never graduated.
- Harvey Specter: Well, I guess you're the expert, because the only thing you graduated from IS high school.
- Mike Ross: Okay, Louis, I'm sorry, but is it possible that this has nothing to do with work and what she's actually saying is that she wants to be exclusive with you?
- Louis Litt: Oh, Mike, you're so silly. You know nothing about women. If she wanted to be exclusive with me, she'd just come right out and say... it... Holy shit, it was staring me right in the face.
- Sheila Sazs: Okay, you know what's a scam? This letter, which I am now ripping up.
- Louis Litt: No! Sheila, please!
- [papers ripping]
- Louis Litt: I labored over every word of that.
- Sheila Sazs: The time for words is over. The time for deeds is now.
- Louis Litt: Well, then, give me a deed, I'll do it. Give me a mountain, I'll climb it. Give me a Katy Perry song, I'll sing it.
- Harvey Specter: Tanner, I hope you still have that quarter I gave you, 'cause I think it's time to call your mom.
- Dana Scott: Tanner, what are you doin' here?
- Travis Tanner: Oh, I just came to bring you a coffee in the morning.
- Dana Scott: And meeting with you, I'd say there's an 80% chance there's a roofie in there.
- Harvey Specter: Tanner, what the hell are you doing here, and how the hell did you insinuate yourself with Ava Hessington?
- Travis Tanner: Jealous?
- Harvey Specter: No, I just thought Hessington was in the oil business, not the snake oil business.
- Travis Tanner: Ha ha, they diversified.
- Travis Tanner: [at the deposition] Lot of good memories in this room.
- Harvey Specter: Bring back the taste of blood in your mouth?
- Travis Tanner: Oh, I'm a shark, Harvey. I love the taste of blood.
- Stephen Huntley: See you got my affidavit. Well written, wouldn't you say?
- Mike Ross: Yeah, so is Lord of the Rings, but you know what they both are? Fiction.