The League (TV Series)

The Von Nowzick Wedding (2013)

Paul Scheer: Andre

Quotes 

• Taco : When's Heather getting here?

  Andre : Oh, she can't come. She's eight months pregnant so she can't fly.

  Taco : Oh man, that was gonna be my wedding gift for you!

  Andre : To get my sister pregnant?

  Taco : No. I was gonna not have sex with your sister. I was gonna spare you the awkwardness of knowing that we were rubbing wet spots on your special weekend.

  Andre : Don't... Please don't say wet spots.

  Taco : How did she even get pregnant? She hates it in that hole.