Cyrus Beene: Sir, I told you, there's no way we can make B-613 do anything.
President Fitzgerald Grant: It's a simple choice, Cy. Door number one, I tell the truth and the both of us get kicked out of this White House. Door number two, I admit to the Jeannine affair and Jake gets released. What's it gonna be? Because I'm about to go on live television and need to know what to say. How presidential are my balls now, Cy?