From the first rise of morning wood, Coach Reid trains his twink athlete Jake -- already an accomplished multi-winning sexual medalist -- for the endurance to fuck harder, the speed to shoot farther, the aspiration to penetrate deeper, and the perseverance to slam it home for the win and always cum out on top, producing a hard-training, well-rounded little fucker who always scores first and can hang, balls to the wall, with the best of 'em.
—Sfoitie