- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hollywood Director"] That was CRAP! If this was The Sound of Music, you'd be the Family Von Crapp! We need to get a younger audience. That's why I'M here.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Living Scenery"] Let's try to find some wood and start a fire.
- Colin Mochrie: All right.
- Ryan Stiles: Why don't you collect some wood.
- [audience laughter]
- Colin Mochrie: I'll just do everything. You just try to stand there and not look creepy.
- [audience laughter]
- Ryan Stiles: I've been married a lot longer than YOU have.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Living Scenery" with the synchronized swimmers Mary Killman and Mariya Koroleva] That's a lot of bush we have to get through.
- [audience laughter]
- Ryan Stiles: I don't know where to start!