- Laura: Oh for Christ's sake Dan! Yet another fantastic performance from your timid fuckin' cock! Y'know, it never seizes to amaze just how quickly your solider retreats when faced with the battle of my vagina! Infact I don't think we've ever come close to sexual intercourse in what... six months? Oh, and when the blue moon has risen and we attempt to give it a good thrashing, you manage to lie lifeless on top of me for a good few minutes before bursting into tears, and leaving me to finish myself off... with a fuckin' hairbrush!
- Ray Pants: Hey, did you know MC Hammer was white before he met me? Yeah that's right, I made him black. I made him cool!