James & Mike Mondays (TV Series)

Pilotwings 64 (2013)

Mike Matei: Self

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Quotes 

• Mike Matei : [regarding a whale in the game]  I just wanna see what it's fucking face looks like, even if you don't crash into it. I just wanna see it's damn fa- I wanna look into its eyes...

  James Rolfe : I just wanna see the damn thing.

  Mike Matei : ...And tell him he's a dick.

• Mike Matei : [after James screws up a maneuver because he distracted himself with an aside about Abbott and Costello]  This is like what driving with you is like. It's like, "Oh, we're goin' to Philly." "Okay." "By the way, Mike, did you ever see that Three Stooges episode where, like, Larry, Moe and Curly had that, like, fly and they had the flies going down the stairs?" And I'm like, "Oh yeah, that's a funny one. Oh, how did we end up in Washington D.C.?"

  [laughs] 

  James Rolfe : It's like you can't bring up anything to me. You can't say, "Oh yeah, what about that thing?" And then I'm like, "Oh yeah. Oh, where am I?"

  Mike Matei : [laughs]  Which is scary, 'cause that means you're not paying attention to driving at ALL! You could go right off a bridge!