- June Shannon: [laughing] One of your boyfriends just sent you a text, 'Can you call me?' Say 'No I can't, I'm locked in a cheese ball can!'
- June Shannon: We're gonna revolutionize the wrestling world, wrestlers are gonna be passing out left and right.
- Mike Thompson: [to the girls after the butter fiasco] Y'all made a mess in there.
- June Shannon: That I am STILL cleaning up today.