- [Chris Wildman had planned to open his charcuterie some ago but has only now finished the work]
- Adrian Admondson: So when did you finally get it finished? You're going to say "today", aren't you?
- Chris Wildman: No, ten past ten last night.
- Adrian Admondson: When I saw you last year you thought it might be finished by October.
- Chris Wildman: [laughing] Ah, but I didn't say *which* October, did I?