Young Sheldon (TV Series)

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker (2024)

Zoe Perry: Mary Cooper

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• Mary Cooper : Excited to be going home?

  Sheldon Cooper : [Taps his head]  This is home. I'm always here. But I am excited to share everything I've learned with my colleagues.

  Mary Cooper : That's nice.

  Sheldon Cooper : Scientifically speaking, they're savages, covered in their own filth, and I'll be bringing them the light.

  Mary Cooper : There's probably a nicer way to say that.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, there is. But if a summer in Germany has taught me anything, it's that brutal honesty is its own kind of love.

  Mary Cooper : I'll crochet that on a pillow.

• Mary Cooper : [as the plane experiences turbulence]  Would you like me to include you in my prayers?

  Sheldon Cooper : No, thanks. I don't need to seek help from an invisible man.

  Mary Cooper : You're right. You've got your invisible strings.

• Mary Cooper : Look, a chore chart. I made one of those. Y'all ignored it.

  Missy Cooper : They don't ignore it if you stop feeding them.

  Georgie Cooper : That was a *long* weekend.