- Rachel Zane: [about Donna and Stephen] So, are you two going to keep...
- Donna Paulsen: Yes, it is some of the best damn...
- [someone walks by]
- Donna Paulsen: YOGA I've had in a long time.
- Rachel Zane: Well, sooner or later, he's gonna find out, because it is all over your face.
- Donna Paulsen: Oh, please, you're a woman. Men are oblivious.
- Louis Litt: [walking by and hearing the last part] There's something different about you. What is it?
- Rachel Zane: Yes, please tell the man what it is.
- Donna Paulsen: Nothing, Louis. I'm just... been doing some yoga.
- Louis Litt: No, that's not it. You're practically glowing. Tell me your secret.
- Donna Paulsen: I-I don't think that it's your cup of tea.
- Louis Litt: For that glow, I'd tea.
- Donna Paulsen: Late night?
- Louis Litt: No sleep at all.
- Donna Paulsen: The ulcer?
- Louis Litt: No, Nigel's cat.
- Donna Paulsen: You slept at Nigel's?
- Cameron Dennis: You're letting your mini-me make your arguments for you now?
- Harvey Specter: Are you letting your mustache?
- Rachel Zane: You want me to be the Mike to your Harvey.
- Mike Ross: I DO want you to be the Mike to my Harvey.
- Rachel Zane: Yeah, well it's not really a thing.
- Mike Ross: It can be.
- Rachel Zane: Huh.
- Mike Ross: Huh.
- Rachel Zane: I get to ask half the questions.
- Mike Ross: Oh-ho-ho, Harvey doesn't let Mike ask half the questions.
- Rachel Zane: Fine. One-third.
- Mike Ross: Harvey doesn't negotiate with Mike.
- Rachel Zane: Mike doesn't have sex with Harvey.
- Mike Ross: One-third of the questions seems reasonable to me.
- Mike Ross: Our discussion gave me an idea.
- Rachel Zane: Our discussion?
- Mike Ross: Can we please not fight about what to call our fight?
- Louis Litt: Hey, Simon, come on in. I have a question for you. Come on, you need to see this. Look at this. This is so funny.
- [holds a report up to his face]
- Louis Litt: That some sort of joke? Nominal in the first paragraph, pagination on the left-hand side, Times New Roman's stupid little feet walking all across the page. And what's that word?
- Simon Bandaru: "Shall?"
- Louis Litt: Mmm. At this firm, we instruct, we advise, we order, we must, but we do not "shall."
- Simon Bandaru: That's not really a...
- Louis Litt: Why must we "must?"
- Simon Bandaru: Because we thrust, we don't parry.
- Stephen Huntley: You had "a thing?"
- Donna Paulsen: Well... two things, but who's counting?
- Stephen Huntley: What did he want anyway?
- Donna Paulsen: I thought we agreed not to talk about work at lunch.
- Stephen Huntley: Yeah, we did, but we also agreed to have lunch at lunch.
- [Donna laughs]
- Stephen Huntley: Yeah, you're right. It's just that, uh, I've always made it my business knowing about things.
- Donna Paulsen: And you're good at your business.
- Stephen Huntley: Mmm, business is good.
- Donna Paulsen: Ooh, some might say booming.
- Stephen Huntley: Listen, we've only got fifteen minutes left, so I'll endeavor to be surprisingly quick.
- Donna Paulsen: As long as you continue to be remarkably thorough.
- Donna Paulsen: Please tell me you're calling me because you've been kidnapped.
- Harvey Specter: I'm not the one who disappeared.
- Donna Paulsen: I told you I had a thing.
- Harvey Specter: At 1:00. It's 1:45.
- Donna Paulsen: And it's called a lunch "hour," Harvey, sixty whole minutes - which my teeth deserve.
- Harvey Specter: You fit the dentist in at lunch?
- Donna Paulsen: He can be surprisingly quick yet remarkably thorough.
- Harvey Specter: What's your idea?
- Stephen Huntley: Well, it requires you to take me with you to see Mr. Gianopoulos.
- Harvey Specter: Mike?
- Mike Ross: Yeah.
- Harvey Specter: You're off the case.
- Mike Ross: What? Wait a minute. You're gonna let him get away with that?
- Harvey Specter: I have to. I just took a bet. There's no going back on a bet.
- Mike Ross: Okay, what if I bet him that my idea's better? Then can I come?
- Harvey Specter: You gonna pony up $10,000?
- Mike Ross: [pause] Best of luck, guys.
- Mike Ross: I see where she gets it from.
- Rachel Zane, Laura Zane: Gets what?
- Robert Zane: You better shut up and eat your potatoes.
- Harvey Specter: There's only one way to get Cameron thrown off this case.
- Mike Ross: Prove he colluded with Gianopoulos. Turn Bullshit Highway into... Fact Highway.
- Harvey Specter: Fact Highway?
- Mike Ross: Yeah, you know, it's right next to 'I Don't Want To Talk About This Anymore' Lane.
- Simon Bandaru: Mr. Nesbitt has clearly instructed...
- Louis Litt: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This was Nigel's doing?
- Simon Bandaru: Per his most recent memo.
- Louis Litt: He's communicating with you through memos? You've been left adrift on lady law's fickle ocean with no rudder, no captain?
- Simon Bandaru: He hasn't been in the office since he took over the program, if that's what you're asking.
- Louis Litt: No, I think I was perfectly clear in what I was asking, Simon.
- Simon Bandaru: Am I supposed to respond to that?
- Louis Litt: Yeah, by going back to your desk right now and doing it correctly.
- Simon Bandaru: But...
- Louis Litt: Simon, a memo from Nigel is not gonna stick its boot in your ass. A memo from me will. Get out.
- Louis Litt: Associates, they're like grains of sand. They need pressure and heat to shape them into Chihuly glass. Memos from a distant land don't shape shit into shit.
- Nigel Nesbitt: Nonsense. I attended boarding school from the tender age of four, during which time I received weekly memos from my father.
- Louis Litt: Yeah, and look how you turned out.
- Nigel Nesbitt: Graduating summa cum laude from both Cambridge and Harvard is quite the failure. Your parents' choice to "homeschool," much better.
- Louis Litt: Okay, that was only till I was ten, and my mother's science fair was legendary.
- Nigel Nesbitt: You must be so proud of your uncontested blue ribbons.
- Louis Litt: Okay, you know what, I'm not gonna let you shatter the glass that I spent years blowing, and I'm certainly not gonna let the likes of you tell me who I can and cannot blow.
- Jessica Pearson: I don't know you that well, Ava, and I won't pretend that I do, but we do have something in common.
- Ava Hessington: What is that?
- Jessica Pearson: I merged with Edward Darby to save my firm from being hijacked by my piece of shit ex-partner.
- Ava Hessington: And what exactly does that give us in common?
- Jessica Pearson: I know what it's like to prefer rotting in the ground than letting my enemy take what's mine.
- Ava Hessington: I said, "rotting in a cell."
- Jessica Pearson: I wasn't up on murder charges.
- Ava Hessington: And you'd rather have died?
- Jessica Pearson: I was speaking metaphorically, as I'm sure you were.