Gordon: AHEM! I have in my hand, A Letter D. A lowercase Letter D. Now maybe it's not a big D, or a fancy D. But with my letter D, I Can words likes Dry,
[Thunder sounds]
Gordon: , or Damp,
[It started to rain]
Gordon: , or DOWNPOUR, or Drench. YES! I HAVE IN MY HAND THE LETTER D! BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED, IS AN UMBRELLA!