Kendra: Bethany

Quotes 

• Mario : Okay, this is your ninth punishment. Do you want to know what it is?

  Shrek : Fuck, no! Nothing can get any worse from here!

  Bethany : [walks into the room]  Hi there, you must be Shrek. I'm Bethany, your new girlfriend you just met on Tinder.

  Shrek : You whoop? Hell no! You are not my girlfriend, and I've never been on Tinder! I also never want to date a hideous skank like you. Go find a guy who likes ugly chicks!

  [He cowers as Mario's body catches on fire] 

  Mario : Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Shrek, you've just fucked up big time! Now, start kissing Bethany!

  Shrek : No! I don't want to!

  Mario : I said kiss Bethany right now, or else I will cut off your pathetic ears!

  Shrek : Okay... okay... I'll meet your demands.

  Bethany : Here is your kiss of death, douchebag!

  [She begins kissing Shrek, who vomits after they finish kissing] 

  Bethany : Goodbye. Never talk to me again, asswipe!