- Watch Waverly: [going through Adam's school-issued Student Preparedness Packet] "If your friend gets bit in their major arterial, give 'em a spray with the antibacterial."
- Sally Wilcox: Whew. "And if he gets paler, hand him the inhaler."
- The Mayor: You go pokin' around in this town, kid, you're opening a can of worms - ten-FOOT worms, with sharp, pointy teeth!
- Adam Freeman: You okay?
- Sally Wilcox: Yep. Yep. Just a headache. I always get them during supernatural cave-ins.
- Adam Freeman: We're not trapped in a cave with a monster. We're trapped inside a giant cave monster.
- The Cave Monster: [speaking through Sally] Sally Wilcox is unharmed. She's required to talk to the tinyfood.
- Adam Freeman: Tinyfood...?
- Adam Freeman: [to Watch] What tiny food?
- Watch Waverly: [regarding himself] I think you're lookin' at it.
- Watch Waverly: Why doesn't Sally just tell the monster to pick its nose so we can all ride out on its giant finger?