- Travis Neal: Jon's being rebellious. He's not wearing a costume.
- Jonathan Wright: [Pointing to the words on his shirt] Yeah, I'm East West! East! West!
- Travis Neal: Oh, that's so clever.
- Sabrina McGinnis: [to some Trick-or-Treaters] Have a great Christmas!
- Maddy Auman: And a happy New Year!
- Jeremy Glenn: [Looking out the window at some Trick-or-Treaters] Oh they're walking away from me. Jerks.
- Travis Neal: We're going to go Trick-or-Treating for a little bit. As you can see, I am a mentally disturbed cow.
- Maddy Auman: And I am the head of the cow! I don't know why! Let's go!
- Travis Neal: We're big kids.
- Sabrina McGinnis: Ooooh! We're scary big kids! The cow and the Danville citizen!
- Random Lady: [Talking about the World Series] We could give you updates. It's like Three-threeee. Three-zero?
- [Walks away]
- Maddy Auman, Sabrina McGinnis: All right!
- Maddy Auman: Yeah Giants!
- Sabrina McGinnis: Go Giants!
- Sabrina McGinnis: [Poking a witch decoration] Hey, you have any candy?
- [Slapping the witch with a popcorn bag]
- Sabrina McGinnis: Hey! Hey!