- Chris Griffin: Why are your nipples poking into me?
- Meg Griffin: Sorry. That happens when I'm cold.
- Chris Griffin: But why are there three of them?
- Meg Griffin: There aren't. Two of them are moles.
- Chris Griffin: Those numbers still don't add up!
- Dr. Hartman: [Looking inside the casket] If feels so weird to be looking at a dead kid and not have angry parents nearby.
- Glenn Quagmire: Well, I hate to say it but I guess we're suppose to dig this kid up. Any volunteers?
- John Herbert: I dig kids.