- Colin: Cheer up, man! You're about to become a god! A proper god!
- Anders Johnson: I wanna be a god here, not in Asgard.
- Colin: We're going home, Bragi.
- Anders Johnson: Yeah, but you're Loki. You can just do whatever shit you want just for laughs. Meanwhile, I'm god of poetry in Asgard, surrounded by gods like you. I'll be like the effeminate kid in an all-boys boarding school.
- Michelle: Wasn't you, was it, who killed me? I'd understand if it was.
- Mike Johnson: You don't seem very dead.
- Michelle: I got better. Oh, don't you know? Death is a minor obstacle for us goddesses.
- Hanna: My lord Odin, Allfather, lord of hosts, knower of many things, destroyer, protector, I'm your Frigga. I'm your queen and I'm yours.
- Michelle: Anders and I shall go out and have fun.
- Mike Johnson: Oh... oh... so suddenly I'm not invited?
- Michelle, Anders Johnson: Um...
- Anders Johnson: Ooo...
- Michelle: Will you remove the broomstick from up your arse?
- Mike Johnson: No.
- [Anders and Michele turn to leave]
- Mike Johnson: Yeah, okay, consider it removed.
- Colin: Right then, you Johnsons. I'd like to say it's been a pleasure knowing you, but it really hasn't
- Axl Johnson: And the arsehole part of his personality wasn't all Loki.
- [Dawn reads a note written to herself that says "Dawn - Watch this NOW then eat cupcakes - Dawn"]
- Dawn: Who sent this?
- Ty Johnson: You did.
- Dawn: What?
- Ty Johnson: If you watch the clip, everything will become clear.
- Dawn: [watching the clip on her computer, seeing herself saying] Hey, Dawn, it's me... who is you. Uh... You will have no memory of making this, but what you will have is the feeling that something - a big something - is missing from your life, uh, the feeling that you woke up and the love of your life had ceased to exist. I know you're feeling this because I've been there, but I'm not gonna go into detail about that because that would just freak you out even more; so, Dawn... the person who handed you this is Ty, and we love him more than air, but if you are having some trouble believing that, then check this out.
- [image of Dawn and Ty starting to dance]
- Dawn: Dawn, you need to trust me when I say you, me, and Ty, we... work. Seriously, we belong.
- [image of Dawn and Ty in bed; image of Dawn and Ty giggling at the kitchen sink; return image of Dawn and Ty dancing]
- Dawn: So, please... look... deep... inside... and then... look... at the guy... standing there... and try to remember... that this... is the man... you can not live without, and then try a cupcake, because they will blow your mind. So, over to you... or me. I don't really... Yeah.
- Michelle: Oh, Anders, if you're worried, it's not actually necrophilia if the corpse still has a pulse.